Denver Conspiracy: A Parade of Poop

Alex Jones has a pivotal movie about the Denver Airport Conspiracy.  And by "pivotal" I mean "misleading and manipulative".  Since Alex is a poop peddler, we are already pretty skeptical about the credibility of this particular conspiracy.  Here is The Skinny on what “they” don’t want you to know, and what I found out about it. 

Proponents of the Denver Airport Conspiracy maintain:  The Denver airport was built even though they didn’t need it and it took up a "peculiar" amount of space.  It has nazi symbols all over and was built to further a secret plot by the New World Order, Illuminati, etc to kill most of the earth’s population using the ominously named “Australia Antigen”.  The artwork in the Denver airport depicts their sinister plans and we should all stockpile guns blah blah blah (you can pretty much guess the rest).

Claim #1 - The Denver airport was built in 1995 against protests and even thought they already had a perfectly good airport (therefore it must have been built for an evil purpose).

Ha!  What Denver had was the run-down Stapleton airport that was nearly 70 years old when the Denver airport opened!  The Stapleton runways were too short for large modern aircraft and too far apart.  Worse yet, there was no room for expansion because the airport was built in the city.  Nearby residents were always complaining about the noise and eventually filed a lawsuit.  So… a new airport was built (duh).  Yeah, the airport had fewer runways, but so what?  The point was that the runways were much longer and closer together.  Thus the new airport could handle any sized airplane in the world and do it in a more efficient manner.  Best of all, it was spaced away from stuff so that noise wouldn’t be an issue.

Claim #2 - The new airport had less runways and absolutely no new technological advancements.

Don’t make me laugh!  Just the redesign of the runway layout was a huge efficiency advancement.  They also added an ingenious automated baggage handling system, and eventually started using solar power.

Claim #3 - The only thing that this airport had that the old one didn't is a "strangely" large amount of "empty" space (Just what a secret organization needs to build a ginormous death ray or whatever).

Oh no!  That is proof of an evil plan!  Oh wait… the problem with the old airport was that they didn’t plan ahead far enough and ran out of space.  OF COURSE the new airport had lots of extra room.  That’s a lot more efficient than building a new airport every time things get crowded.

Claim #4 - When looking at an aerial shot of the new airport, the layout has shocked many. Denver Airport's runways have been situated in such a way that resembles a nazi swastika,

  

My knowledge of the swastika comes from The Sound of Music, but still… this is probably the worst swastika ever.  Admittedly, if you chose certain runways and ignore others altogether then you could get a swastika. But who cares?  Runways are laid out by engineers and other smart people according to prevailing winds and other factors.  If the runways need to be laid out to look like Homer Simpson in order to get the best results then that is what they’ll do.

Claim #5 -  The phrase DZIT DIT GAII appears on the floor, it is German for “black sun” and refers to a swastika.  (That proves a nazi connection!)

 This claim is both stupid and boring.  The phrase is found on the floor of the Denver Airport, but it's Navajo and means “White Mountain”.  In fact, there are Navajo phrases all around the airport.  We shouldn’t be surprised by this since the Navajo are a significant part of the state’s history. 

Claim #6 - Denver Airport has a lot of symbols that are connected to the New World Order. There is a dedication stone in the airport that mentions the New World Airport Commission - however there is no such thing! One can only assume that it is alluding to the New World Order!

This claim is based on the fact that the dedication stone has a Masonic symbol on it. What Alex Jones doesn’t tell you is that back in the day, the local Masonic lodge would often lay a corner stone with new buildings, time capsules, etc.  There are probably thousands of buildings across the U.S. that have a Masonic symbol on the cornerstone or capsule.  It’s hardly surprising, especially since the local lodge was a sponsor of the Denver capsule!  By the way, The New World Airport Commission did exist, it just went broke and had ended by the time they finished building the airport.

Claim #7 - There is a plate on the floor that shows the symbols Au Ag. Some may say that this is related to gold and silver, however one of the sponsors of the airport discovered a new, deadly strain of hepatitis known as Australia Antigen, and this is also symbolized by AUAG. What is scary is that this symbol is located right in front of a mural on a wall that is about genocide.

We’ll get to the murals in part 2.  Let’s talk about AU and AG. 

If you were in a state famous for mining, and saw a cart full of rocks labeled Au (Gold) and Ag (Silver) would you think you were looking at a symbol of the state’s history of mining, or a secret picture describing plans to kill billions of people? I thought so.

Supposedly, the symbol of Australia Antigen is AuAg.  Sure.  Whatever.  Except that scientists abbreviate it HBsAg.  D’oh!  Baruch Blumberg discovered the virus in 1975 and as far as I can tell he has never even BEEN to the Denver airport let alone spent money on it.

**Spoiler alert!** The common name for Australia Antigen is Hepatitis B!  Not only that, but there has been a vaccine for it for quite awhile; I have received it myself so that I can help stop the New World Order.   Hep B only will only infect people who aren’t vaccinated (take THAT Jenny McArthy!) and only kills 5-10% of those it infects.  It’s much less dangerous than small pox.

If the NWO (New World Order) was planning on using this as some kind of super virus as the excrement film maker Alex Jones suggests, then the NWO is pretty stupid.  Who devises a plan to kill “millions and millions of people” by using something that most of us have been vaccinated against and only kills 5-10% of the unvaccinated?  I would propose if the people running the New World Order are that dumb, then I have no need to worry about their evil plots.

See upcoming Part 2 for a discussion of the "genocide" Murals!